TKO Question #1

"You have great lingerie but you also have cotton underwear that's been washed a thousand times and its hanging on the thing and ... and they have it too just I don't have to see it because it's not the fantasy ... do you understand? I'm tired of the fantasy because it doesn't really exist and there are never really any surprises and it never really...delivers." - High Fidelity

What things besides wearing cotton underwear would a lover living with you have to learn to live with?

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