Sunday, June 26, 2005

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Click on all the links to read the responses to each TKO. Memorable posts are marked with a * and are highly recommended.

TKO Questions/Responses

TKO #1: "You have great lingerie but you also have cotton underwear that's been washed a thousand times and its hanging on the thing and ... and they have it too just I don't have to see it because it's not the fantasy ... do you understand? I'm tired of the fantasy because it doesn't really exist and there are never really any surprises and it never really...delivers." - High Fidelity

What things besides wearing cotton underwear would a lover living with you have to learn to live with?

Responses:
Grey Haven
Blue Devil
Professor Plum
Ivory Angel *
Czar Red
Russet Ranger
Mavue Momma *
Commander Cream
Jack Black
Purple Rain
Yellow Submarine
Princess Peach
Admiral Azure
Black Knight
Sgt. Silver
Euphony

TKO #2: "There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly." -- Annie Hall

Disagree. Life isn't full of misery and suffering. It's beautiful and worth living -- why?

Responses:
Commander Cream
Czar Red *
Yellow Submarine
Russet Ranger
Purple Rain
Jack Black
Mavue Momma
Blue Devil
Professor Plum *
Ivory Angel
Black Knight
Sgt. Silver

TKO #3: "Arwen: You are Isildur's heir, not Isildur himself.
Aragorn: The same blood flows in my veins; the same weakness."

Although our family does a lot for us, some of what they do is providing examples of what not to do. What mistakes of your parents, grandparents, or other elders do you want to avoid?

Responses:
Ivory Angel
Yellow Submarine
Princess Peach *
Blue Devil
Russet Ranger
Purple Rain
Czar Red
Mavue Momma
Black Knight *
Professor Plum
Commander Cream

TKO #4: "You know the difference between Republicans and Democrats? Republicans want a huge army and don't want to sent it anywhere. Democrats want a small army and want to send it everywhere." -- The West Wing

If you were in charge of the American military, what would you do? Read this post for some scenarios to consider. When IS war justfied?

Responses:
Yellow Submarine
Commander Cream
Blue Devil
Czar Red
Mavue Momma *
Purple Rain
Professor Plum
Ivory Angel
Black Knight
Sgt. Silver *

TKO #5: According to legend, everyone walked around naked until Eve started consorting with a serpent who was, depending on who you ask, either Satan or just a reptile with an attitude. Since then, nakedness in public has decreased, at least a little.

Detail the most naked you have been in a public place.

Responses:
Commander Cream *
Professor Plum
Czar Red
Blue Devil
Yellow Submarine *
Black Knight
Ivory Angel
Mavue Momma
Purple Rain
Princess Peach
Sgt. Silver

TKO #6: Be inspired by this photograph. Write.


Responses:
Commander Cream
Yellow Submarine
Ivory Angel
Princess Peach
Professor Plum *
Purple Rain
Mauve Momma
Czar Red *
Black Knight

TKO Question #7: Jim Olmeyer: Do you just want to lose weight, or are you looking to increase strength and flexibility as well?
Lester Burnham: I want to look good naked! -- American Beauty

There's a shallow edge to everyone. We're all friends here, so fess up. What are your guilty turnoffs? That is things you find unattractive in a potential partner that's a dealbreaker.

Responses:
Commander Cream
Ivory Angel *
Mauve Momma *
Professor Plum
Purple Rain
Yellow Submarine
Czar Red

TKO Question #8:
Shrek: Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends.
The Donkey: Wow, only a true friend would be that truly honest. -- Shrek

Only a true friend would be truly honest? Have you ever been forced to decide between being honest and being a good friend? (Were you ever forced to lie to a friend?) Which did you choose? Why? Do you regret it?

Responses:
Black Knight *
Commander Cream
Ivory Angel
Purple Rain
Czar Red
Yellow Submarine

TKO #9: Do you think there is a difference between the "deserving" poor and "undeserving" poor? Who should help them and how?

Responses:
Commander Cream
Yellow Submarine
Czar Red
Purple Rain
Ivory Angel
Mauve Momma
Black Knight

TKO #10: Be inspired by this photograph. Write.


Responses:
Yellow Submarine *
Ivory Angel *
Czar Red
Mauve Momma
Black Knight *

TKO #11: What do you want to do before YOU die? Your "wish list" to accomplish or experience before your end?

Responses:
Ivory Angel *
Commander Cream
Black Knight *
Yellow Submarine
Mauve Momma

TKO #12: "Fear not for the future, weep not for the past." -- Percy Bysshe Shelley

This advice is a lot easier than it sounds. Detail when you've violated both of these principles (not neccessarily at the same time).

Responses:
Commander Cream
Mauve Momma
Black Knight

TKO #13: "Forsake not an old friend, for a new one does not compare with him." -- Ecclesiasticus 9:10

We've all done it. Excluding romantic ex's, when have you voluntarily ended a friendship?

Responses:
Commander Cream
Mauve Momma

1 Comments:

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